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Old Head 

1. Someone who has been in the scene before you or your group.

2. Someone who is still in the scene beyond the 'acceptable' or expected age.

Often form cliques of their own and try and school youngin's on how things used to be back in their day. A scene-specific 'senior citizen,' for all intents and purposes, in activities that would kill normal seniors citizens (drug/club/rave scene).
Dude, I just bought some weed off of some 40 something down on the dance floor!
Yeah I know that guy, he's an old head.
Old Head by DarkCarbunkle March 18, 2015

Old Head 

There comes a time in a man's life, when the run has come to an end. The ride has slowed and it's time to get off.

An "Old Head" is the guy who doesn't want to get off the ride just yet and stays for another lap, but that lap isn't what he thought it was going to be. It's different, there are new people, new things and all the shit that was important then, has now changed. An Old Head still won't quit the game, even at this stage, even if he has to adjust to fit in. It's not as fun as it was, not as exciting and his clout slowly starts to fade to vapor and his name becomes a memory, like "you remember that dude..."

Once it reaches this stage, an Old Head has two options. Either get out like he should and hang up his boots, or he can stay and become "That Old Guy in the Club". If he stays and becomes The Old Guy In The Club, he is then no longer an Old Head.

While an Old Head might be hard to watch, or uncomfortable, it's not the most messed up thing in the world. Each of you will get there and each of you will laugh about it now, with no idea that you'll ever get there, but you will.

Sometimes an Old Head might need a kick in the butt for him to wake tf up and know it's time, but don't hate.

Part of history dies, each time an Old Head gets out da game.
It's rough bruh, seein' an Old Head like that.

Respect.
Old Head by Yaddy June 21, 2018

Old head 

An older person who hates today’s generations music and hates on it. They also think there generations music is superior over any other music.
Why is that old head hating on young thug
Old head by Young Greatness November 19, 2018

Nba old head

Anyone that thinks Jordan is the goat and what ever team jordan is on will win because Jordan doesn’t lose. You might say things like “Jordan had a winning mindset” and “doesn’t lose”. Nba old heads also say that all players do is flop now and they hate LeBron.
Jim “LeBron just flops jordan is the goat he doesn’t lose”
Friend “you are such a nba old head”
Nba old head by NotKD September 6, 2021

old head 

An older person (used disrespectfully). Usually an old head is in denial about age.
Look at that old head trying to get a job at McDonalds!
old head by Ami 06 May 13, 2004

Old Head 

That one mo-fo who thinks he has some moral high ground just cause he’s old and about to die. To expand on that, he’s trying his best to run away from the grim reaper, but his pace is hastily coming to a decline as he is running in place. His feeble attempts to escape the inevitable only highlight his desperation. It's almost pitiful to witness how he clings to his delusions of superiority, unaware that age does not automatically grant wisdom or virtue.
BRO 1: ...Brooo that old head got way too comfortable kicking up his feet and eating TV dinners on the couch by the telly, he forgot he has kids to take care of and a wife to support.

BRO 2: Yeaaa, bro. As they say, you can't teach an old dog new tricks... 😭
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