*40-50 year old man with
bear guy or barrel chest, sometimes both
*Owns and over wears a pair of white cargo shorts
*Almost always shirtless
*Respects
beer more than women
*Owns a Bow
Flex or some other as seen in tv work out bench
Charles: "Is dad ready yet?"
Mary: "he won'
t change out of those shorts and says he won'
t put on a shirt till he finishes his beer."
Charles: "He really is an old
fuck boy."