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old bitch betty
old bitch betty by JEFF BEAM May 16, 2006
old bitch you wary
You're at the funeral of a woman you didn't much like. In fact, she was a real turd and you know it. Perhaps she was the nun who slapped your hands with a ruler when you were in Catholic school. As you walk past the casket you mumble to yourself "I'm glad you're dead, you old bitch" and you are. But suddenly you notice that people are looking at you. You may have said that a little too loudly. Or maybe they can just read lips, you really can't be sure. In that moment when you realize something may be amiss, you are officially old bitch you wary.
old bitch you wary by zombies8 October 8, 2011
D.O.B.T. (Dirty Old Bitch Timmy)
A dirty old bitch with a penchant for sucking crooked penises and getting ass-fucked by door knobs and broom sticks while getting repeatedly teabagged by low-hanging old man balls.
My friend Robb is the biggest D.O.B.T. (Dirty Old Bitch Timmy) on the planet. He sucks more cock than all the whores in Las Vegas combined. His eyes are black and blue from all the old man nuts slapping his face and his hole is stretched wider than the Grand Canyon from riding so many door knobs.
D.O.B.T. (Dirty Old Bitch Timmy) by MixedUpMixerMan July 13, 2012
Old Bitty Bitch
An old unhappy bitch that complains about things that are insignificant or that do not even exist. She can be found in most typical office environments.
Sheryl is always bitching about other people and needs to mind her own fucking business; she is such an old bitty bitch.
Old Bitty Bitch by rofl1582 February 5, 2009
Old Bitter Bitch
Old Bitter Bitch by Prettynotpetty10 November 17, 2015
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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