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To finger your older sister in a car while your mother is driving.
I gave eloise an okease in the car last night
Okease by MrOozer May 12, 2021

cab u gave a vutty okeasr 

Translation: can u have a nutty please

Definition:

When you are talking or messaging someone and you have to grant the permission for them to have a Wank and follow though with the Nut otherwise known as Ejaculating Semen. If you do not grant the permission for them to have a Nutty they will have to ask someone else for their permission.
"im busting to have a wank"
"cab u gave a vutty okeasr"
"yes i can have a nut"
cab u gave a vutty okeasr by KARABEZ November 12, 2019
Fat ass people who eat away there sorrows. They have no lifes! they sit there on there on there fat ass trying to put on their pants but they just don't button. FUCKING Mcdonals is who to blame. They feeed these damn beast all the fucking Big Macs they want. Then they go in to the bathroom and drop and effin load bigger then texas from all the damn grease they eat. They shit all over the walls. And they soon discover how cankles happpen. Then 20 minutes later they have a heartattack and DIE! And there body rots. (;
but it takes years to decompose.
WELL THERE YA BE.
OBEASE.

Sally: " hey peggie"
Peggie: "what?"
Sally: "look at debbie over there, she has gotten a little big"
Peggie: "nooooo i think she has gotten obease! Sally!"
Sally: "i think your right" (she wispers soo discreetly)
Peggie: "i think it's the Mcdonalds!"
Sally: " YOU MEAN THE BIG MACS!?!?!?!"
Peggie: " yuppp them damn big macs."
Obease. by PENNY RENOYLDS May 4, 2010
Someone who is EXTREAMLY TALL.

Girl: 5'8 ↑

Boy: 6'2 ↑
** Shaq is OTEASE!
Otease by Hunny B♥ April 1, 2010

obease neck 

When your neck is so fat that you have a flap of fat around your neck, usually in the back of your neck. that only occurs when you eat too many cats of the name Hailey. to get rid of that flap you have to lie in the sun for twelve hours.
hailey: "is my neck obease because i dont have a mirror.
suzie: "yeah you have an obease neck...."
hailey: |lets go lie under the sun!"
obease neck by Gogagirls July 9, 2010
A brutally honest, family loving guy. Kinda of person you can always depend on. A Jokester.
Okeese is the man!!!
okeese by Country Boy! July 28, 2020