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Okafor’s law 

Have you ever wondered why Girls especially will always accept to be ''On gives by their 'EX'??
Have you ever wondered why married men and women still cannot resist that one guy they dated far back in the uni??

Ladies and GentleBabes, i bring you...
Okafor's Law of Congodynamics
C 1 P = C ∞

It states that once a Congo has been shined once (C 1 ) , it can always be shined (C ∞ ) provided it was shined properly ( P) the previous times.(emphasis on properly). In other words, "....a woman once knacked, can be reknacked..."
Just like we say "water finds its level"
Which is not exactly how Achimedes narrated his contemplation, of all things floatation.
In scientific circles, opinion is divided as to whether it is actually a law or just a hypothesis. There is a large body of evidence to suggest that it is a law but there are others who think it is merely a hypothesis and does not take into account other variables such as M (marital status), O(opportunity) and F (Financial status) of either one or both of the parties.

In lay-mans term what the above jargons simply mean is dat.
A hole once drilled, drilled properly even when closed up can always be found and can be drilled forever'
if u have been involved with a girl for a period of time and did a good job in and out of the bedroom (mostly in..), the belief is that u can always go to the girl at any given time and sleep with her again no matter what situation arises (breakups, different lover, etc..)
I tried okafor’s law and it worked!
Okafor’s law by Uncleplugg January 9, 2019
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Okafor’s Law 

This statement applies to guys mostly; if u have been involved with a girl for a period of time and did a good job in and out of the bedroom (mostly in..), the belief is that u can always go to the girl at any given time and sleep with her again no matter what situation arises (breakups, different lover, etc..)
After dating several years earlier, Emeka used "Okafor’s Law" to restart a sexual relationship with Toyosi.
Okafor’s Law by LalaLand713 July 7, 2010

Okafor's law 

This statement applies to guys mostly. If you have been involved in a relationship with a girl for over a period of time and you did a great job, in and out of the bedroom(mostly in), the belief is that you can always go to the girl at any given time and sleep with the girl no matter what situation arises (break ups, different lovers etc)
After years of dating earlier , Gilbert used the "Okafor's law" to restart a sexual relationship with Wendy
Okafor's law by ThebadExample April 19, 2014

Okafor’s Law 

Okafor’s law states that once a man has had a woman, he can have her again at any time, and a believer in the law puts it to a test with past girlfriends over a 21-day period.
He put “okafor’s law” to the test and eventually hooked up with his ex again.
Okafor’s Law by Kidzuu October 3, 2017

Okafor's law 

The ability to chop toto at any given time of your wish if your prick don create sensational experience. you go just dey knack for free
John reunited his love through Okafor's law
Okafor's law by African Joker January 5, 2022

chuma okafor 

My future husband (hopefully). He's somewhat reserved but at the same time hes outgoing and it drives a lot of people insane. Handsome, charming, relaxed but also friendly, hes the perfect package. BBC energy and has a cute ass smile anybody will be lucky to get railed by him. #CHHS23 <3
chuma okafor is m1llion

Emeka Okafor

Rookie sensation out of UCONN. Won the Rookie of the Year award, and led rookies in pretty much every category. However, plays for a terrible team (Charlotte Bobcats), so it kind of sucks.
Okafor is the best rookie out there.
Emeka Okafor by hawkdude56 May 5, 2005
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