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In Maltese, the art of having alot of fat on your belly. Being an ohxon will make you the laughing stock of the people, by deafult. Being ohxon also consists of being sad all the time beacues you are a fat piece of shit, no one likes you and you will probably die soon of diabites.
"Il-liba fox ommok kemm int ohxon jaqq"
Fuck your mother, how ohxon you are
Ohxon by Narda tal-Hobz November 23, 2016
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A person who has a bunch of friends but still prefers to stay alone at their own space because they find themselves more fun and interesting.
Guy 1: Hey bruh let's go to the arcade,everyone's waiting.
Ohonic guy: I think I'll pass,i need to do some of my stuff( giggles)

Guy 2: Damn this guy is ohonic,let him be!
Ohonic by Xpello March 14, 2019
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Ohona is one of the most amazing friends that you will ever have. Shes super sweet, nice, gorgeous,funny and skinny. She will always be their for you when you need her and is a genuine friend.
you only wish you had a best friend like Ohona!
Ohona by hearts<3and love August 7, 2011
It's a native-american tribe. Pronounced (a-lone-ee). (Why am I surprised it's not here yet?)
My ancestors were in the Ohlone group.
When you try to type phone but accidentally hit the “o” key instead of the “p” key
P1: Mate, I just got a new ohone, check it out!
P2: Did you mean to type phone?
P1: Yeah, the autocorrect’s a little wonky on this one.
ohone by ImAlsoRan April 11, 2020
When you pretend to be someone you aren't in certain situations.
Don't be so oxon if those cute boys show up.
Oxon by Nordicwon August 18, 2016

OhHoneyNo 

oh·honey· no    /o-hun-e-no/

–Name

1. A mean-spirited website ran by a shrewed lonely little girl who takes pleasure in other people's misfortune.
www.ohhoneyno.tk

–Noun
2. A name for someone wearing/doing something outrageous worthy of a feature on Oh Honey...No.

-Phrase
3. Used to express distaste for another's appearance, especially when that person feels confident about their choice.
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Origin:

Started "kindly" express distaste to family/friends who, though confident in their choices, looked or acted a fool.

—Synonyms

1. unfortunate, ugly, fug-hunting, mean, sausagepants, barftastic, fugly, unpleasant.
1. "Ewww, did you see that girl on Oh Honey...No last week!?"

2. "Oh man, I just saw the best Ohhoneynos at Wendy's"

3. referring to an ugly hat "WHAT is that on your head!?" "I'm having a bad hair day, doesn't look good?" "Oh honey...no"
OhHoneyNo by Oh Honey...No April 15, 2010
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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