Bob hit send on his email to Tom, only then realizing that he had copied in the entire company on the x-rated pictures of him and his latest conquest swinging from his sex swing in full leather outfits.

OHNOSECOND by Buzz M. May 13, 2005

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oh noes!

1) A response to a negative situation which is insignificant, or at worst, a temporay inconvenience.

2) A response to a negative situation occurs on a regular basis, to the point where it is expected.

Guy A: "Aw, man, the Marlins lost"
Guy B: "Oh noes!"

Guy A: "Windows crashed again."
Guy B: "Oh noes!"

oh noes! by Master Grah April 30, 2008

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oh noes

Used when something that happens that is the worstest thing that could ever happen, seemingly.

When Darth Vader tells Luke Skywalker he is his Father.

Darth: "Luke, I am your father!"
Luke: "Oh Noes!"

oh noes by JagShrapnel November 24, 2006

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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