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A very real and unapologetic female who doesn’t really care what anyone thinks. She will put hands on both male and female & she is trying to change as a person for the better but motherfuckers keep pissing her off.
Onesty: *checks urban dictionary for a word that’s not even her name and decides to search her name too*

Onesty: That’s funny that “Jayceiscool” or whatever the fuck it is posted something about my name a few days ago. It’s even funnier that I know someone named Jayce personally (coincidence? I think not) and if he thought that shit was funny, I can’t wait to see him in person. I’m not laughing little bitch. No exaggeration he is a little bitch.
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A'onesty 

Shes beautiful 😍 and the greatest thing you could ever have 💍don't ever leave her she's a keeper 🤞 she a whole goof and can make anybody's day better 💗!!
A'onesty by Prettybabes !! October 17, 2017
Onnesty , she is the craziest person ever to be met. She’s lots of fun and pretty , she can come off crazy but is actually really genuine . She’s very considerate and cares about everything.
Onnesty Never gives up on what’ she wants most.
onnesty by kitky2.2 May 19, 2018
Lonely and without someone to call a friend. Always gets on your bad side when you don't talk about something they want to be talking about. They say they have friends but will reject you at any point.
Don't ask Onesty, she will make it the last thing you want to hear.
onesty by SwiftyCreepa June 12, 2018
She seems like a happy person but she goes home and cries her self to sleep every night and is a big attention seeker but somehow she still makes a good friend
Onesty is so nice and sweet!
Onesty by jAyCeeiScOOL May 13, 2019
Someone who's openly honest, the type of person that could hurt or help your feelings, depends on their mood.
Onesty is so open, some real shit.
Onesty by GEEZEYjj January 2, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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