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He is a wonderful guy, he loves coffee. He make everyone happy. He is the type of guy you need in your life. A perfect definition of handsome, not just by face but also by attitude. He loves his family so much and strives hard for the future. You should find a guy like Ohmel! It will be worth it, I promise!
Am I the right one for you?

Uh, no. Unless you're Ohmel.
Ohmel by youroneandonlymoon June 8, 2021
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Ohio lady omelet 

Ohio lady omelet- (pronunciation- oʊˈhaɪoʊ ˈleɪdi ˈɑmlət)
Typically performed at an orgy / sex party or at a family reunion that has gone horribly awry. One lady inserts a whisk (preferably silicone) into another lady's vagina. Once this is done the first lady (the incertor) goes around the party, and one by one convinces / coerces all of the guests to stick their fingers in to the vagina of the second lady (the incertee), to feel around "to see how nice it feels in there".

Origin Northern New Jersey (coal mining country)
Man did you see that one hot chick give that other hot chick an Ohio Lady Omelet? I sure am glad this is a sex party and not a family reunion. (first person gives second a High-5)
Related Words
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Goat Cheese Omelette 

"Ganja? The Devil's Lettuce? Sticky Icky? Daddy Boom-balatti? Turtle, Hot Snookum, Goat Cheese Omelette, Snoop's Bunion!" -Connie, the Hormone Monstress (Big Mouth, Netflix 2017)
A Skinny Mexican God who has the ability to pick up any underage girl from omegle and tinder
Guy1: Yo i got a girl she 13 tho
Guy2: Nahhh you just pulled a Ohwelli
ohwelli by bruh you’re gay July 2, 2020

Making the Mother of all omelettes 

Something you say whenever you’re making the mother of all omelettes.
Making the Mother of all omelettes here Jack! Can’t fret over every egg!

omelborp 

the word "problemo" backwards. An omelborp is one who has fewer than 2 braincells, or a complete moron with no ideas and they do not contribute to society.
"Man, Jeff is such an omelborp. They never help me with anything!
omelborp by Ricochet Productions August 26, 2020

ohmaloolo 

when someone tries to type oh lmao but fails because they are stupid
"tuna I shit on pisstra today"
"ohmaloolo"
"tuna you are a dumb fuck"
ohmaloolo by otter1 January 10, 2022