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Similar to getting owned or pwned, but having to deal with computer problems or needing a co-worker's help during business hours and they are not there.
I was told I needed a software upgrade and the next morning I could not print, access my emails nor connect to the internet. I went to the boss and let him know I got "ohmed".
ohmed by unarmed_seagull October 14, 2008
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Similar to getting owned or pwned, but having to deal with computer problems or needing a co-worker's help during business hours and they are not there.
I was told I needed an upgrade and the next morning I cannot print, access my emails nor connect to the internet. I went to the boss and let him know I got "ohmed".
Ohmed by unarmed_seagull October 12, 2008
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1. same as pwned or owned but for the Physics lover
Did you see my catapult's accuracy? I totalled ohmed.
ohmed by er!ka Dorkface October 1, 2006
Omed is an amazing guy and any girl would die for him. His shy at first but once you get to know him, his fun, wild and an absolute great friend. He has a strong manly side, but he may not show it sometimes. His very good looking, sexy, hot, nice, caring, loyal and just amazing!!! His got the best eyelashes for a guy and a great style, but only when he wants too. His very wise and smart. You will love him to bits, so girls get to it!
His looks are so catchy, what an Omed.
Omed by 157pseudonymmm July 1, 2014

omedetou 

Omedetou for your success.
Just married? Omedetou!
omedetou by ramunenakayama January 13, 2008

ohmydamn 

i word usualy used when shocked or surpriesed
to express excitement
brenda:i just got with travis
me:ohmydamn, brenda's a PIMP :D
ohmydamn by lifeonthemurderscene January 1, 2009
A Really awkward guy with a really sexy beard, once you meet an Omed you will Fall in love right away. Omeds are always really nice and sweet. they also have gorgeous eyes, and long eyelashes. they're the coolest dudes ever.
"He drives me Crazzyyyy, hes such an Omed"
Omed by TwerkingForTerrorist February 15, 2013
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

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"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
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Shakira Law 

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