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When you figure out your girlfriend has Crabs-Oh Crap
Oh crap by Jvandy11 March 18, 2009
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When your mom is around and you don’t want to say “oh shit”
Oh crap I just dropped the plate!
oh crap by 147852369/*-+.0 September 22, 2025

Oh Crap! 

The word used to express your shock right before you get into a car crash.
driving...run a red light! "Oh crap!"
Oh Crap! by Norma Jean October 27, 2005

oh crap strap 

Often found in SUVs. If the driver is going too fast, you will grab for the oh crap strap for stability.

See also oh shit handle.
Jess started accelerating before we got to the bump so I grabbed the oh crap strap and kissed my ass good-bye. We flew through the fucking air at 70 mph!
What you say the moment you realize you blew it, sometimes even when you didn't screw up beyond. It's always said or thought before an imminent mishap, like falling down the stairs, or breaking something in which case more severe profanity is utilized immediately afterwards. By now you know what I mean. It's also an expression of embarrassment.
"You have toilet paper stuck to your shoe."

"Oh, crap!"
Oh, crap by werallsonsofbitches December 16, 2009

oh craperdoodle 

and expected accident
oh craperdoodle, jason dident fill up the gas tank
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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