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oh my dad 

An expression of exclamation used primarily to indicate surprise, but can also be used to express shock, fear, pleasure or virtually any emotion.
1. Tom: "I slept with your wife last night."
Steve: "Oh, my dad! Seriously, though, I'm gonna kill you."

2. "I just saw Justine topless and, Oh my dad, were those breasts beautiful!"

3. Jake just new deep in his guts that the moment was right. With lust in his mind and more in his pants he turned to Lily and, with a sultry look in his eye, simply said, "Oh....my dad.".

4. Oh my dad! I forgot to feed the kids for the last four days! Derp!
oh my dad by BryJo August 30, 2007
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oh my dad 

When your drunk, it is what you say when you get into an accident. At this time you are wondering what your dad is going to think.
Fuck dude you just jacked my car...
Oh my dad... he'z gonna beat my ass.

UHHH DADDY PLEASE YES FUCK ME MORE YES OH MY GOD IM CUMMING UHHHHHHHH YESSS UHH H YEAH MORE PLEASE

wtf are you searching on urban dictionary get back to your homework, kid
UHHH DADDY PLEASE YES FUCK ME MORE YES OH MY GOD IM CUMMING UHHHHHHHH YESSS UHH H YEAH MORE PLEASE
is not something you should ever say in pubic.

uhh oops no I mean public lol

DADDY OH YES ITS GETTING SO HARD INSIDE OF MY PUSSY 

go touch grass you horny bitch
go to church you pervert for searching DADDY OH YES ITS GETTING SO HARD INSIDE OF MY PUSSY

House Mouse

A man or women, unmarried, and living like a house wife or house husband. A house mouse is very pampered and well cared for, in exchange for this the mouse takes care of the house and anything elts to keep master happy.
What do you do for work?
I dont work, I'm someone's house mouse.
House Mouse by Pampered Bitch July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on June 10, 2026

Sleepy juice 

Either liquid niquil or any liquid drink with melatonin, Ashwaganda or other sleeping aids in a liquid form. If warm tea helps you get to sleep that could be sleepy juice too.
I could not sleep so I chugged some sleepy juice and now I'm so tired and sleepy.
Sleepy juice by Mercbeamish February 7, 2024
Word of the Day on June 9, 2026

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
Word of the Day on June 8, 2026