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Once too often
If you do something once too often it means that you have repeated an action which is bad, stupid or dangerous with an unpleasant end result. So you end up looking a complete wanker, in A & E with serious injuries or someone is totally pissed off with you to an extent which is going to be detrimental to your health and wellbeing.
Once too often by AKACroatalin December 14, 2016
Ortonville
Ortonville Ortonville,
Oh how you make us cry,
We study all day and party all night,
Yet our GPA is not a good sight
There’s not much to do
In little ol ortonville
But study all day,
So we can flee
“Yawhee yawhee, to OCC !”
Shout out to the library,
Where long days end,
and homework
Is never ever finished
And Shout out to the bridge
“Thats dope”
Oh, Little ol ortonville
Where dreams lie
Some want to die
But the popcorn chicken
At BHS
Makes us feel alive!
wE ARe bLAaCK hAWKs
We have pride
And chromebooks!
But no wifi.
Oh how you make us cry,
We study all day and party all night,
Yet our GPA is not a good sight
There’s not much to do
In little ol ortonville
But study all day,
So we can flee
“Yawhee yawhee, to OCC !”
Shout out to the library,
Where long days end,
and homework
Is never ever finished
And Shout out to the bridge
“Thats dope”
Oh, Little ol ortonville
Where dreams lie
Some want to die
But the popcorn chicken
At BHS
Makes us feel alive!
wE ARe bLAaCK hAWKs
We have pride
And chromebooks!
But no wifi.
Ortonville by uhnahnimiss December 29, 2018
Kanade Otonokoji
Kanade Otonokoji by Umbrie October 24, 2020
We should be friends more often
Person 1: Hey I haven't seen you in a while...
Person 2: I know, we should be friends more often.
Person 1: Yeah
Person 3: Fuck you
Person 2: I know, we should be friends more often.
Person 1: Yeah
Person 3: Fuck you
We should be friends more often by SabazouJSL April 23, 2009
oftentimes
A stupid and redundant American English word. You could have said 'sometimes,' or 'often' but instead you have to bastardise the two.
Sometimes I will say 'often,' and I will often say 'sometimes' but oftentimes I will despair for humanity.
oftentimes by Furor Teutonicus August 21, 2012
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