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JoJo Offerman 

A pretty girl who was probably the youngest to be signed to WWE. She was on a reality show called Total Divas, which showed the lives of the women wrestlers. But she failed as a wrestler and was not on the next season of Total Divas. She currently is a ring announcer and an interviewer in the WWE, since she clearly cant wrestle just like Eva Marie!
Fan 1: Hey look Total Divas is on!
Fan 2 : Im not going to watch this wannabe girl try to become a wrestler who is JoJo Offerman anyway? She sucks just like Eva Marie.

The Nick Offerman 

To have intercourse with a partner( preferably one who is open to your advances) and upon climax, pull out your gun and fire a round laced with double entendre into the nigh sky.
news person: police were called to the scene due to reports of gunfire and screaming. luckily the suspect just pulled The Nick Offerman.

An Offerman 

A gay man who tries to hide being gay by growing a beard and adopting masculine traits and a masculine personality.
Did you see Chris’s new lifted truck, he’s such an Offerman.”
An Offerman by Ginjaninja1234 March 8, 2020

Nick Offerman 

The alpha male actor known for playing Ron Swanson on parks and recreation.
Nick Offerman: I used to play Ron Swanson.

offermation 

(n): Information that is given without being asked for; especially information that is useless or is unwanted. A lot like TMI.
"Did you hear about Abby and Norman, they got caught having sex in the park again." "Umm...thanks for the offermation...." OR "You know you really should lose some weight." "Well, thanks for that offermation."

Opferman 

Loud one of a kind will deliver a great party
Them Opferman’s are fun
Opferman by Hockey8121 December 15, 2019