Oester

Snotty Bitch who uses a combination of to many head and hand motions.

The speaker was being very oestery today.

by Oesterhater March 12, 2009

Oester Bunny

A fat bitch teacher with bunny ears and a cream pie on her ass, who comes once a year on easter.

That fat ass Oester Bunny only gave me 3 jelly beans.

by Oester=Bitch May 4, 2009

harrison osterfield

Harrison Osterfield is also known as the guy who taught us how to cut hot bread when no one else did. He's the best, most talented at cutting hot bread.

"Hi I'm Harrison Osterfield and I'm gonna teach you how to cut hot bread!"

by SpideySarah February 22, 2017

Oystered

An act of oystering, specifically used in a negative connotation.

I popped a benzo, went to the bar, pissed on my friends couch, and was completely oystered.

by ayeitzkp December 2, 2019

palm oyster

The act of cumming in the palm of the hand, and slurping it up like an oyster.

Semen in the palm of a hand resembles the inside of an oyster, which is also a salty viscous liquid.

A palm oyster can be carried out whenever an individual has no place to ejaculate, like a tissue or a condom, and is forced to eat their semen.

I was jerking off but didn't have any tissues so I had to eat a palm oyster.

"Me and my girl were having sex but we forgot the condom"

- "Did she eat your palm oyster?"

"Yeah man, slurped it all up"

by xpalmxoilx May 8, 2017

Diving for Oysters

Cunnilingus. Deep oral sex with a female on the receiving end. Generally excludes the clitoris and other external genitalia, focusing on the vaginal canal itself.

Yikes, I can't feel my tongue. I should probably stop diving for oysters so often.

by Cic August 27, 2013

Osterized

The act of being completely dominated in every aspect, and embarrassed beyond recognition. Most generally used in sporting events, and ends with subjects leaving the area with their tail tucked between their legs.

McIntosh got completely Osterized in Basketball, it wasn't even a close game.

by Osters April 20, 2010