Oceana County

1. 2nd Poorest county in Michigan with high unemployment and a great lakeside view!
2. Most hickass, boring, and remote county for anything interesting.

1. Hey dude, I just got back from college to visit you back in Oceana Countyman!
Where's your house again?...Ooops.
2. Damn it sucks living around here in Oceana County with no restaurants, cinemas, malls, or anything else.
Yeah. Wanna go throw rocks at cars?

Oceana County by MerchantofVenice April 14, 2009

Ocean County 

A county located in the south central/south part of New Jersey. Most consider it total backwoods pine barrens, despite the fact that everything is developed like any central jersey town till you get south of Manahawkin (being if you don't go about 10 minuets west). The pinnacle of the shore, featuring both Seaside and Long Beach Island. If you are a local kid, you know that Ocean County is a beach/suburb/pineland clusterfuck. Most who reside here will probably tell you that there is nothing to fucking do. In the summer, our beaches are overrun by tourists, and by winter, everything is closed. We have the shittest mall known to man, and music venues consist of firehouses and elks lodges. Most kids just end up drunk/high at a local Applebee's or diner, followed by a trip to the outside of the movie theaters to smoke cigarettes, start fights, and trash local retail stores. All in all, Ocean County is known to everyone else as a shore resort, but to those who live here as a place where Suburbia goes to die.

In Ocean County you get all the fun of the beach, Central Jersey suburbia, and backwoods pine barrens.

Ocean County by xxSOUNDxx November 4, 2009

Ocean County Road Department

Where all the crackheads go that cant get jobs, cant read, and didn't go to collage, also make like $2 an hour.

Ocean county road department, lil wayne, a bum, crack heads

Ocean County Road Department by OCEAN COUNTY ROADS October 17, 2010