Obsolelitist Share definition Flag Someone who holds old things in higher esteem than old things, essentially a hipster. Noun: "That dudes wearing a Spartan skirt." "What an Obsolelitist" Obsolelitist by The Obsolelitist April 5, 2016 0 0 Get merch Get the Obsolelitist mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch