obsoletist 

A person who prefers to use technology, tools and/or methods that are largely considered to be outdated and/or unconventional by modern day standards. (e.g, flip phone, abandonware, old video games, etc.)

portmanteau of (obsolete + elitist).

"Hey, guess what? I traded in my iPhone and got a flip phone!"

"Why on earth would you do that?"

"Sometimes less is more, you know?"

"Ugh, you're such an obsoletist."

obsoletist by s0medude June 16, 2025

obsoletize 

To make obsolete.

To obsoletize poisoning non-smokers, Charles Knows invented a Safe Smoking Lounges (SSLs) and got permission to erect it on Coney Island Beach to see how many smokers used it voluntarily. SSL's have a solar-powered ceiling fan which blows cigarette smoke up a chimney to the atmosphere to prevent the cigarette smoke from injuring non-smokers.

obsoletize by but for February 16, 2019

Obsolelitist 

Someone who holds old things in higher esteem than old things, essentially a hipster.

Noun: "That dudes wearing a Spartan skirt." "What an Obsolelitist"

Obsolelitist by The Obsolelitist April 5, 2016

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008