noun or adjective(Obnoxiousity level); state of being: the state of being obnoxious, a person may have a high level of obnoxiousity; similar in meaning to toxicity but obnoxious rather than toxic.
My sister's level of obnoxiousity is so high that it is positively putrid!
Slang term defining the act of obnoxiousness. Generally used by Brits or people with funny accents in an attempt to seem high brow.
Coined by the person upon whom Eliza Doolittle (from 'My Fair Lady") is based.
Two long nosed brits at the theatre:
Leopold: I can't believe that American woman behind us just queefed!
Ms. Darcy: I concur! How horrible. That woman is a complete obnoxiety!
Leopold: There! She did it again! Oh, I'm about to start a row!
Ms. Darcy: Don't, Leopold!
Leopold: Why in heaven not?
Ms. Darcy: Because... then you'll be the obnoxiety!
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"