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Obelisk the Tormentor 

When you paint your dick blue and use it to cockslap a girl.
John: Dude, I went out and got some blue paint and a few condoms just so I could finally do the Obelisk the Tormentor.
Obelisk the Tormentor by Psdnym April 17, 2010

oblinski 

when a guy gets drunk and becomes gay touchy feely with his bros and whispers and gooses guys in thier anus
jed got wasted and got oblinski on me and touched my dick
oblinski by kristie rabago February 29, 2008

oblickatory 

A token act of cunnilingus. Even though many women do not seem to enjoy receiving oral sex as much as other sex acts, they still expect it to be done occasionally out of reciprocation.
I don't really get off on oral sex but you have to do it at least once, it's oblickatory.
oblickatory by enjoy today November 11, 2013
Only heard of in myths, it is a very large cawk, almost like an obelisk. It usually preys on hot women. When erect, it will block out the sun. Only a few people have ever got to harness its true power..
Dude!!! WTF is that!! O my god!! Its an obelisk!!! RUN! RUN! RUN! Especially the hot chicks, RUUUNNNN!!!!!!!!
obelisk by chodeboi99 February 24, 2010

oblishblot 

Prop. N. : Oblishblot
N. : an oblishblot
V.T. : to oblishblot; to spout sage but incomprehensible, illogical advice.
Ask Oblishblot
oblishblot by Kedrik January 4, 2004

Oblissvious 

I love being oblissvious
I am amazingly oblissvious to the situation. Being acutely aware of a particular consequence... but also being keenly aware you can choose a differing unknown path altogether..... become zero..
Oblissvious by Rocketbebe March 30, 2020
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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