Oblisk 

n. Any object that looks like a scorpion tail and fires lasers.

Return to base immediately, they have too many oblisks.

Oblisk by seth October 17, 2003

Obelisk the Tormentor 

When you paint your dick blue and use it to cockslap a girl.

John: Dude, I went out and got some blue paint and a few condoms just so I could finally do the Obelisk the Tormentor.

Obelisk the Tormentor by Psdnym April 17, 2010

oblinski 

when a guy gets drunk and becomes gay touchy feely with his bros and whispers and gooses guys in thier anus

jed got wasted and got oblinski on me and touched my dick

oblinski by kristie rabago February 29, 2008

oblickatory 

A token act of cunnilingus. Even though many women do not seem to enjoy receiving oral sex as much as other sex acts, they still expect it to be done occasionally out of reciprocation.

I don't really get off on oral sex but you have to do it at least once, it's oblickatory.

oblickatory by enjoy today November 11, 2013

obelisk 

Only heard of in myths, it is a very large cawk, almost like an obelisk. It usually preys on hot women. When erect, it will block out the sun. Only a few people have ever got to harness its true power..

Dude!!! WTF is that!! O my god!! Its an obelisk!!! RUN! RUN! RUN! Especially the hot chicks, RUUUNNNN!!!!!!!!

obelisk by chodeboi99 February 24, 2010

oblishblot 

Prop. N. : Oblishblot
N. : an oblishblot
V.T. : to oblishblot; to spout sage but incomprehensible, illogical advice.

Ask Oblishblot

oblishblot by Kedrik January 4, 2004

Oblissvious 

I love being oblissvious

I am amazingly oblissvious to the situation. Being acutely aware of a particular consequence... but also being keenly aware you can choose a differing unknown path altogether..... become zero..

Oblissvious by Rocketbebe March 30, 2020