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An emo japanese rapunzel. Likes cats but claims that they are his favourite dish. Can be loveable and is a certified simp but lives in huge denial.
lmao look at that obesio (simp) hes stroking a pussy
Obesio by Annonymoose :) May 21, 2020
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obesitron 

Someone so fat, it's like they're a superhero whose super power is to be ridiculously fat.
Don't look now, but there's an obesitron behind you.
obesitron by Madfwef March 22, 2011

childhood obesity 

When you're 18 and under and fat as shit
childhood obesity by Ur_dad March 29, 2016

Obesiate 

To be made obese. To eat so much and purposly become fat. To sit around and get high and play Xbox all day.
He does nothing but sit around and obesiate himself in front of the television all day.
Obesiate by Sir Holmes March 9, 2009

fat nigga obesity 

This is where you eat 25 percent more friend chicken and drink 75 percent more purple koolaid than you need. You will then get diabetes and then you will become obese and be 600-700 pounds and will be on CNN in less than days.

obesiphobia 

1. A persistent, abnormal, and irrational fear of a person who is extremely fat (grossly overweight) that compels one to avoid them, despite the awareness and reassurance they are not dangerous.

2. A strong fear, dislike, or aversion for overweight people.
John's obesiphobia prevents him from dating women that weigh over 150 lbs.
obesiphobia by Coul January 22, 2008
McDonalds obesifies America (note obesify turns to obesifies in the third person, dropping the y)
Obesify by jhskier25 April 26, 2011
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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