A person who has reached a physical waist circumference of such profound proportions that sports and various obesitasks will have to be invented to make her or him any use to anyone whatsoever. We are talking wa-hay beyond '2 seat tickets in an airplane' (although that is defo on the right track); this is more in the realm of the scary monster (a skippy ball in fact) in Jon Carpenter's classic, sublimely low-budget movie 'Dark Star'.

Hey man, you wanna be our obesitoy for the next game of push-shove-punch'n'kick it?

Obesitoy by Smoking Windmills July 22, 2010

Related Words

obesitron • obesatron • obesetron • obesetrocity • Obesitoy • obestrosity • Obstrongler

obesatron

An obese woman, usually found at an all you can eat buffet(cici"s pizza golden coral, old country buffet etc.) who when walking makes the liquid in your glass ripple like something out of transformers, will go to an all you can eat at lunch time go take shit and be out by for dinner and usually stays until close

That obesatron couldnt fit ina booth thats why shes at a four person table by herself
Rick: we got to hurry up and get to the buffet
derek:why
Rick: cause we got to get there before that fuckin obesatron brutalizes the prime rib and were left eating salad again

obesatron by derek and rick January 25, 2008

obestrosity

An extremely obese person. A combination of the words obese and monstrosity.

My chem teacher is such an obestrosity that his steps cause earthquakes, which cause enough damage to make Godzilla envious.

obestrosity by notanobestrosity September 10, 2010

obesetron

An automobile, particularly one driven by a fat person who is physically unable or too lazy to check blind spots.

Scary, just got cut off by another obesetron.

obesetron by Gee Toe June 1, 2005

obesetrocity

very fat menace to society

yo man she dont need to be eating that shes already obesetrocity

obesetrocity by drifter412 September 10, 2010

Obstrongler

Obstrongler means "I have a big wiener ready for your rectum." It is a slang term, not a real definition. Obstrongler is an actual term and many people's favorite word to say because once you start to say it the more it rolls off the tongue. Another way of using the word Obstrongler is "Oh my days, Someone just Obstrongled my bum hole". Another slang term but still a good way of using it.

Obstrongler can be defined in a sentence by saying "Oh my goodness, Someone just Obstrongled my bum hole."

Obstrongler by ChildObstrongler72 June 27, 2023

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

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city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

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