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The car equivalent of an Obama Phone;
newer, neglected budget vehicles with visible cosmetic damage often driven by people with road rage problems and are ignorant to other’s safety on the road.

Examples of Obama cars are:

Nissan Altimas with missing hubcaps and a broken taillight swerving in and out of traffic on the highway at 90+ mph

Chevy Malibus with visible flat tires and blown out suspension blowing through red lights with all windows rolled down, blasting loud music

Kia/Hyundai crossovers with dangling front or rear bumpers, driven by individuals that often unsafely merge and can’t comprehend the idea of following distance
Andrew (Driver): That sweaty hen in the clapped out Sentra is gonna kill someone the way she’s driving!!

Francisco (Passenger): Obama car ain’t worth the trouble mane... just let it go..
Obama Car by Burger Person January 17, 2026
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Obama card 

Food stamps - EBT card.
Frank: I sure am hungry! I wish I could buy some food from the store, but unfortunately I'm out of money.
Steve: No problem, I'll just put it on my Obama card!
Frank: Wow, I feel kind of bad having the government pay for my munchies...
Steve: Don't feel bad, father Barack funds my card himself!
Obama card by mdlee52 September 2, 2013

The Obama Care 

When someone cosplays as Obama cosplaying as a doctor, gives you a prostate exam while fisting you and destroys your anus, then they pay the medic bills to reconstruct your anus.
Dude 1: What does she like?
Dude 2: She loves it when I put her on all fours and give her The Obama Care

obama card 

phrase used in defensive argument to counteract the "racist card". no real meaning other than defense to annoying black chicks who like to mouth off and call you a racist just because you have less melanin, but can get skin cancer easier
Black (afrian american) chick: "You callin' me a gold-digga cuz I'm black. You racist! You racist wite bitch!"

Me: "Girl, grow up and don't pull the racist card on me or I'll pull the obama card on you"

Obama Care

Random Dude 1: hey did you know that Obama's full name is Obama Care?

Random Dude 2: oh cool, I didn't know that!
Obama Care by really_bro? September 6, 2020

Obama care

drugs you up with allot to were you can not feel pain
Obama care=does not care
Obama care by turtle_pro March 6, 2015

Obama cAre

The only black man I will ever respect besides juice wlrd. And the best president.
Obama care is good for the world
Obama cAre by anonymous December 9, 2020
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