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OAPedo
OAPenis
Old aged penis - the female equivalent of a granny grabber. A woman who likes older men of grandfather age, 60 plus at least.
See that old codger with Gabby? Yeah, she's tappin' that - she loves a bit of OAPenis. I couldn't do it, imagine how wrinkly an old mans ball bag would be?
OAPenis by Grill Bill October 19, 2012
OAPeedo
the opposite of a paedophile, a young person (nominaly in mid teens) who spends their social time with old people and/or doing old peoples pass-times e.g lawn bowls
Guy 1: you coming out later
Guy B: na im going down to play bowls with the afternooners
Guy 1: you're such an OAPeedo
Guy B: na im going down to play bowls with the afternooners
Guy 1: you're such an OAPeedo
OAPeedo by Lynx Fever September 20, 2009
oaper
oaper by Oaperinator69 October 23, 2024
Oapeado
A younger person who has sex with pensioners.
(These people are usually called Lee Golding.)
Not in the slightly kinky Mrs Robinson way.
The Oapeado is into humping grey matter.
They will not be put off by false teeth or incontinence infact it's often a desirable attribute.
(These people are usually called Lee Golding.)
Not in the slightly kinky Mrs Robinson way.
The Oapeado is into humping grey matter.
They will not be put off by false teeth or incontinence infact it's often a desirable attribute.
Oapeado by CB4PEE-OH! August 13, 2025
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The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
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Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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