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A really sensitive and clingy person who loves to have that one person/thing to themself and not let it go.
Oaklant is a selfish bitch
Oaklant by Ollie youre not funny October 28, 2020
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oakland catholic 

a fucked up all girls school in Pittsburgh Pa, infested with cliquey, stuck up, twisted, hypocritical bitches. the administration is on a different level of hierarchy. the principal thinks she can control everyone and everything, washing her beliefs (and her beliefs only) down your throat until you can’t breathe. everyone competes about everything from Canada Goose jackets to literally fucking central catholic boys. many people suffer from suicidal thoughts or actions. rumors are spread so easily. every single girl is infatuated with drama. do not send your child here unless you want her to turn into a fucked up stoner who has been mentally and physically abused.
Oh she’s a stoner, she must go to oakland catholic.

Her body count is over 20, of course she goes to oakland catholic.

You can always see all of those oakland catholic bitches’ bare ass cheeks because of how many times they roll their skirts.
oakland catholic by b@ll$@ck June 2, 2020

oakland giggler 

Someone who giggles uncontrollably while embarking upon an oakland face mask
"yo, I was gonna dump her - until I found out she's an Oakland Giggler. Now I cant see enough of her!"
oakland giggler by dirtydogdave November 6, 2009

Oakland city 

Whole bunch of rich turnt niggas who can fuck yo bitch in a jiffy #longlivejimmy #hbsl 😈
Young turnt nigga can’t wife no bitch excuse my French don’t Like no bitch in Oakland city
Oakland city by Lil neal August 11, 2020

Oaklandish 

(Adverb) How we do it in Oakland.
(Pronounced) Oak-Landish

Generally used for terms and phrases created in Oakland such as Hella, Hyphy, Ghost Ride, Scrapper, Scrapper Bike, Epic Beard Man, etc.

Popularized in Oakland, California by the Oaklandish clothing company.
Dude, did you see that old dude give a beat down on the bus to that young punk?

Sure did, that beat down was Oaklandish!
Oaklandish by the_town February 23, 2010

Oakland Zoo

From The University of Pittsburgh it is the greatest college basketball student section.
The Oakland Zoo rattled him so much he fouled out and went 0 for 16 from the floor. Damn the Oakland Zoo is awesome.
Oakland Zoo by DPJ December 7, 2006

Oakland Early College 

Where the principal wears a clown nose, the counselor wears a shirt that says "the punisher", students answer the phone, the math teacher throws calculators at students, and the handicapped kid races the able-bodied kids down the hallway on his scooter.
Where do you go to school?

Oakland Early College
Oakland Early what?
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murderhobo 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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