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Oaked(n) is the act of losing in any particular competitive sport / doing bad at something.
"Ted's football team got oaked"

"Lewis is getting oaked"

"Anthony is gonna get oaked on fortnite tonight"
Oaked by Repixelated August 4, 2019
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Oaked(n) The act of losing in a game or a competitive event.

E.g "Ha Lewis just got Oaked in football!"
"Ha Lewis just got Oaked in football!"

Or similarly - "you're getting oaked mate"
Oaked by Repixelated August 4, 2019
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The act of being so swole and jacked that you are more stout and burly than an oak tree.
Bro, you're so fucking Oaked right now.
oaked by Oakyoaks December 26, 2016

Mossy Oaked 

1. While playing a first person shooter, you are in full ads(with sniper) without hitting your target, while teammates are in a fight.

2. Also while playing a first person shooter. You are only able to produce goose eggs or breadsticks.
I was spectating him the entire time. He mossy oaked you.

There is literally no way you just mossy oaked me.

Let me guess, You dropped nothing but mossy oaks last night?
Mossy Oaked by 1guy 2 chicks January 30, 2022

thorin oakenshield 

The majestic leader of the dwarfs in the book the Hobbit by J.R.R Tolkien. He is the king under the mountain. Thorin is known as a strong leader but fearful of his future as a king.
"If this is to end in fire, we shall all burn together"

-Thorin Oakenshield
thorin oakenshield by Ellis Erandor February 4, 2014
when ones high school, specifically Coventry, can't think of a real mascot, the word Oaker is used. No body that goes to Coventry High School really knows what an Oaker is, but pretend to know. Everyone from outside of Coventry asks "what's an oaker?" but CHS students never give a real answer..So what is an oaker? No one will know
CHS student-"hey i go to coventry"
EGHS student- "dude, wtf is an oaker? i heard its like dank rhino meat?"
Oaker by jonboy October 1, 2005

Oakes Fegley 

A cute as heck actor best know for his role in Wonderstruck and The Goldfinch. He also has kinda long hair and can be described as a lil whisk. He has an adorable dog named Mochi Fegley and is the only celebrity with a Samsung S7.
“Oakes Fegley is obsessed with fortnight
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