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when ones high school, specifically Coventry, can't think of a real mascot, the word Oaker is used. No body that goes to Coventry High School really knows what an Oaker is, but pretend to know. Everyone from outside of Coventry asks "what's an oaker?" but CHS students never give a real answer..So what is an oaker? No one will know
CHS student-"hey i go to coventry"
EGHS student- "dude, wtf is an oaker? i heard its like dank rhino meat?"
Oaker by jonboy October 1, 2005
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1. (Noun) A person very arrogant while playing sports but can not make it in the real world.
2. (Adjective) Of our pertaining to an oaker.
1. The oaker had no friends and went to prom alone; no one felt sorry for him, though.
2. The teen was so oaker that when he hosted a party at his house with free alcoholic beverages, no one showed up.
oaker by Thurman May 7, 2005
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Person 1: Did you see the game last night?
Person 2: Yeah it was such an oaker.

Boy 1: Did you see that guy? He's such an oaker.
Boy 2: No he's not, hes such a cody.
Boy 1: Oh right, he's more of a man than I'll ever dream of being.
Oaker by mistertheman August 8, 2008

meaty oaker 

Person 1: I feel so meaty oaker sometimes
Person 2: Ever heard of a dictionary?
meaty oaker by Intelligence001 September 13, 2017

west-oaker 

Check that west-oaker, bitch cant tie his own shoelaces!
west-oaker by Tim Medley October 9, 2003

thorin oakenshield 

The majestic leader of the dwarfs in the book the Hobbit by J.R.R Tolkien. He is the king under the mountain. Thorin is known as a strong leader but fearful of his future as a king.
"If this is to end in fire, we shall all burn together"

-Thorin Oakenshield
thorin oakenshield by Ellis Erandor February 4, 2014
Aaaaaaaaawww! Got me ockerus caught in me fly!
ockerus by Big shitehawk May 21, 2011
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