OXYMAROON 

The color of oxygenated blood; someone with more brain damage then your average oxymoron,3 misleading words together like post-war preview,or little big dwarf,ice- cold- hot- chocolate,anti-army-intelligence.

Damn Earl here I am bleedin` lak a stuck hog,but ain`t it a purty shade of oxymaroon?

OXYMAROON by Vlad Dracu II December 4, 2003

Oxymaroon 

To say two contradictory things to a person and then walk away from him/her.

In a word, to confuse the shit out of someone.

Person 1: Yo bro let's go to the movies tomorrow yesterday.

walks away...

Person 2: Wow that sonuvabitch just oxymarooned me.

Oxymaroon by Pbiddyboy November 13, 2011

Oxymoron 

An Oxymoron is two words, or a compound word, with contradictory definitions. The most commonly-used example of an oxymoron is 'jumbo shrimp,' as a shrimp is small by definition and therefore cannot be jumbo.

More oxymorons:
Government ethics
Friendly fire
Pretty ugly
United Nations
Hamburger
Urban Dictionary
Holy war

Oxymoron by Corn Goblin June 6, 2017

oxymoron 

Two words that conflict with each other. Two words which do not agree with each other.

Examples of an oxymoron:

Microsoft Works
United Nations
Political Correctness
Linux Complete
Music Television (MTV)
Living Dead
Artificial Reality
Rap Music

oxymoron by Matthew Price March 1, 2003

oxymorsong 

A song that sounds happy, but has sad or dark lyrics

""Pumped Up Kicks" sounds nice but it's so dark when you listen to the lyrics - it's such an oxymorsong!"

oxymorsong by hetnix February 19, 2021

oxymoron 

Two words that contradict each other.

AOL High-Speed

oxymoron by Kevin November 17, 2003

Oxymaroons

The nickname of University of Chicago sports teams. It is a reference to "University of Chicago Athletics" being an oxymoron.

Maroon and Maroons became the University of Chicago’s official color and nickname, respectively, at a meeting of students and faculty on May 5, 1894.

The Oxymaroons have been living up to their name lately, unfortunately. It's nothing like the good old days with the Maroons who won the Big 10 in football in 1899, 1905*, 1907, 1908, 1913, 1922, and 1924.

*voted national champion

Oxymaroons by Jebediah Steelsmith August 26, 2012