Definitions by Pbiddyboy

Oxymaroon 

To say two contradictory things to a person and then walk away from him/her.

In a word, to confuse the shit out of someone.

Person 1: Yo bro let's go to the movies tomorrow yesterday.

walks away...

Person 2: Wow that sonuvabitch just oxymarooned me.

Oxymaroon by Pbiddyboy November 13, 2011