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Oxymaroons

The nickname of University of Chicago sports teams. It is a reference to "University of Chicago Athletics" being an oxymoron.

Maroon and Maroons became the University of Chicago’s official color and nickname, respectively, at a meeting of students and faculty on May 5, 1894.
The Oxymaroons have been living up to their name lately, unfortunately. It's nothing like the good old days with the Maroons who won the Big 10 in football in 1899, 1905*, 1907, 1908, 1913, 1922, and 1924.

*voted national champion
Oxymaroons by Jebediah Steelsmith August 26, 2012
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Oxymorons 

It's a contradiction in the same sentence or word.
Honest lawyer.
Cheap vacation.
Nice ex wife/husband.
Intelligent blond.
Oxymorons by Julie March 24, 2005
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Oxymorons 

What Billy Mays called everyone that bought his products.
Billy Mays: I hope those oxymorons are gullible enough to buy the next piece of shit I'm pushing.
Oxymorons by alltrull November 29, 2009

Oxymorons 

It's contradiction in a same sentence or a word.
Honest lawyer.
Nice ex wife/husband.
Cheap vacation.
Cheap gilfriend/boyfriend
Oxymorons by Julie May 13, 2005

OXYMAROON 

The color of oxygenated blood; someone with more brain damage then your average oxymoron,3 misleading words together like post-war preview,or little big dwarf,ice- cold- hot- chocolate,anti-army-intelligence.
Damn Earl here I am bleedin` lak a stuck hog,but ain`t it a purty shade of oxymaroon?
OXYMAROON by Vlad Dracu II December 4, 2003

Oxymorons 

Oxymorons are people who do not know how to take care of their acne.

Etymology: From the acne cream, Oxy-whatever, and the archaic word for people of very low intelligence moron.
He was one of those Oxymorons, who didn't know that they made stuff that'll make his zit go away.
Oxymorons by Bill G March 27, 2005

Oxymaroon 

To say two contradictory things to a person and then walk away from him/her.

In a word, to confuse the shit out of someone.
Person 1: Yo bro let's go to the movies tomorrow yesterday.

walks away...

Person 2: Wow that sonuvabitch just oxymarooned me.
Oxymaroon by Pbiddyboy November 13, 2011
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