otitis 

Inflammation of the ear caused by the germ streptococcus pneumoniae, a.k.a. the one that causes pneumonia

Doctor: The reason why you can't hear is because you have otitis.

Patient: What?

Doctor: GODDAMNIT!! I said you have otitis!

Patient: What?

Doctor: If you say what one more time, I'll kill you

Patient: What?

otitis by Lazer81095 March 25, 2009

OTitis 

The disease which is communicable by posting several times in the "Off Topic" forums.May cause:Severe Diarrhea,Brain Cell Loss,Anal leakage,stool blackening,rectal crackling,and by severe diarrhea I mean SEVERE like shitting yourself constantly.

Im sorry ma'am hes got the OTitis.He'll be shitting himself within the hour.

OTitis by Keltin September 28, 2008

Otitis externa 

Otitis externa (AKA 'swimmer's ear') is an inflammation of the outer ear and ear canal. The symptom is PAINNN |:

"Mike has otitis externa. He tried using earplugs but they broke in half."

Otitis externa by Person (: August 30, 2009

Otitis Phonia 

Inflammation (swelling) of the inner ear after phone sex with a diseased hooker of skank. Often resulting in 3-5 days after a phone sex encounter. A form of std, but contracted over the phone.

Man I called that 1-900 number a few days ago and got some nasty hooker on the phone, now my ear is sore and having discharge. I got Otitis Phonia fo sho dog!

Otitis Phonia by donkeypunchmedic October 2, 2011

Otitis "Abscess" Media: The First Juvenile Release. 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles.

Person 1: Are you a homo-sapiens who is addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Otitis "Abscess" Media: The First Juvenile Release.

Otitis "Abscess" Media: The First Juvenile Release. by TheAngelNumberAreSlinkies February 7, 2025

Ottis P. Schodinger 

The first blind man to solve a Rubik's cube. Schodinger's revolutionary techniques have changed the way the cube is solved by many in modern culture.

Person 1: Hey are you trying to solve that rubiks cube?

Person 2: Yeah I'm using the Schodinger method!

Person 1: Whats that?

Person 2: Its the method used to solve the Rubiks cube by Ottis P. Schodinger the first blind man to solve the cube!

Ottis P. Schodinger by JJJ "the big one" August 18, 2012

Otinism 

The study of societal otininization in accordance to the. Founded in the early 21st century by doctor Ronald Thurd when he discovered that the male reproductive system is not only used for urination. He created a variety of practices such as: CBT, Sexual Intercourse, Masturbation to give more uses for the male reproductive system. The word "Otinism" was derived from the language of the Hulmigas in which they would state in their final words the secret to the full potential of the male reproductive system. Also known as, The Otinization of the Otin.

"I think the dog was doing the otinism."

Otinism by IQwantsLunch August 27, 2021