Keltin's definitions

Italian Bitch Slap

An act preformed upon a sleeping friend or relative in which one obtains an erection,pulls it up and releases said penis upon the sleeping party's facial region.

Dude!Ron passed out,give him an Italian Bitch Slap

by Keltin May 24, 2008

OTitis

The disease which is communicable by posting several times in the "Off Topic" forums.May cause:Severe Diarrhea,Brain Cell Loss,Anal leakage,stool blackening,rectal crackling,and by severe diarrhea I mean SEVERE like shitting yourself constantly.

Im sorry ma'am hes got the OTitis.He'll be shitting himself within the hour.

by Keltin September 28, 2008