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Over-The-Pants-Hand-Job. Distant cousin of the dry hump.
I can't have sex because my parents are home. Will you settle for a OTPHJ?
OTPHJ by Kalticious Dawg January 18, 2004
Word of the Day on July 14, 2021
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Abrebiation for "Over The Pants Hand Job", this is the art form of a male receiving a handjob over his pants.
Dude Lexi just gave me an OTPHJ.
OTPHJ by Jaredbrenner33 February 1, 2016
The act, better known as an "over the pants handjob," occurs when one partner, engaged in a heavy petting or makeout session, vigorously rubs their partner's package from above said partner's pants/shorts/slacks/jorts. It can be used for mutual pleasure and/or sizing up a new partner.
The Flying Pacheco used the OTPHJ to get to know her various conquests before getting her hands dirty.
OTPHJ by Evil Strauss April 26, 2011
Over The Pants Hand Job To Completion.

Variations:

OTPHJNTC (Over The Pants Hand Job Not To Completion).

It is very common for people to respond to this acronym with other acronyms that are far less "official". The fun part is trying to figure out what each acronym means or simply the fact that no one knows what the hell you are talking about.

Two examples of a similar less "official" acronyms would be FCDHTC (Fully Clothed Dry Hump To Completion) and PCSDHTC (Partially Clothed Stripper Dry Hump To Completion).
This discussion should occur amongst a group of people...

Question: "Did you at least get an OTPHJTC on your date last night?"

Answer: "No, it was an OTPHJNTC... but I gave her an OTPCRTC."

Response: "Well let's go out tonight and try and get you a PCSDHTC then"
OTPHJTC by How ItIs February 3, 2010
NOUN 1 Over The Pants Hand Jiggity. 2 Over Trouser Penis Hand Job. Somthing to be done underneath the dinner table while at girlfreind's parents house and/or the only sexual act that is willing to be performed by females brought up in well-to-do suburbs of Detroit.
1 During highschool most girls wern't into banging so i had to resort to OTPHJ's. 2 I was at a girls house having dinner with her parents and i was on the receving end of an OTPHJ under the table.
OTPHJ by $simoney January 20, 2004
Over The Pants Hand Job
She's a good christian. Only make out sessions and OTPHJ's.
OTPHJ by doug e fresh kir December 2, 2011
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murderhobo 

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