OPOSS 

OPOSS (old piece of shit syndrome)
Is a disorder that effects the older/oldest modules of smartphones. It can effect devices other than smartphones but is most common with smartphones.
The OPOSS first effects make apps and web browsers run slow but then disables the phones quick menu window button and home button
That is your sign to get a new phone

Well shit my iPhone suffers from OPOSS time to get a new one.
OPOSS has infected Nintendo's miiverse,Nintendo wifi,Nintendo zone and much more

OPOSS by Anonymous Teen 133 June 17, 2019

awesome opossum

Awesome to a higher degree.

Person 1: Today, I bought a brand new laptop!
Person 2: Awesome opossum!

awesome opossum by deliafcipe July 2, 2009

Opossum Sauce

Most awesome thing that could ever happen in the history of awesome shit. It's Opossum Sauce.

That shirt is total Opossum Sauce.

I just did something so Opossum Sauce, it will turn you white.

Opossum Sauce by opossumsauce69hehe December 15, 2011

Opossum Pussy 

When a person intentially passes out or pretends to sleep on the bed of their crush.

"Yo, Sam is playing opossum pussy on Justin's bed!"

Opossum Pussy by Mock Turtlenex February 26, 2017

opossum people 

A garbage queen who "eats trash, and dies fast."

Usually goes out at night or rarely at all like your regular vampire. May actually be well on their way to becoming a vampire, known for their pale skin, strange fashion sense (socks they've been wearing for 3 weeks and stained shirt, most-likely) cold hands, and sunken-in eyes.

Kinda a flaky friend but overall has a good heart and can be a soft n lovely person, under their matted hair and Ashtray/Doritos/febreeze stench.

Might sleep so long and hard they appear to be dead, and are known to sleep in unconventional places, such as the library, the closet, the bathtub, the park, the middle of the living room floor, the side of the road, or the gas station. Practically anywhere but their own bed, in most cases.

Creative and resourceful people, they often make forts or castles to live in out of the supplies they have at home, when they are unwilling to go out, and can live off of minimal, old, or junky food.

Probably actually a real-life goblin, but don't pry.

Usually friends with vampires and raccoon people, who have a bit more dignity.

"I haven't left my house in 19 days. I've forgotten what sunlight feels like, and I've made a fort out of my own garbage and pillows. A castle, even, if I add the empty cans I've been collecting. I'm living as the opossum people do. A giant , rat-like queen. Are you proud of me yet mum?"
"where's Marcie? I haven't seen her in a while. " "Oh, she's busy being an opossum person, sleeping out the days and cultivating her dust-bunny collection"

opossum people by A ghost, probably May 27, 2018

Owosso 

(n.) Town in central Michigan. Home to many dirty people and a few homeless guys. This town is best known for it's superior scent and bountiful asparagus harvests.

Lets hit the road to Owosso.

Owosso by Eric S May 13, 2005

Opossum 

The polite way of saying you just wanna die, or ‘kms’ to avoid triggering people and in general. Opossums are famous for being about to fake death when feeling threatened and its just a whole mood

Beyonce: omg i am so done with life
Shalissa: opossum

Opossum by dumpsterratally November 7, 2019