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Emo Eliminator 

1. The first haircut a new recruit receives upon joining the military.

2. The electric buzz clippers used to deliver said haircut.
1. Say goodbye to your long hair, son. You're in the Army now - time for your Emo Eliminator.

2. The Army barber whipped out the Emo Eliminator and went to work on the fresh recruits.
Emo Eliminator by D.L. Crosse April 20, 2007

Eliminator 

The signature cocktail of the infamous Kelsey's bar, Leamington Spa. It's full name is 'the redbull eliminator' although due to cutbacks, it no longer contains the well known (expensive?) energy drink redbull.

It is currently only available in 4 pint pitchers at about £9.50, and easily recognisable by it's eerie, unnatural green colour. It might be translucent or opaque depending on the skill of the bar staff on duty and availability of the ingredients at the ungodly hour you decide to order one.

Ingredients:
4-6 shots (straight from the top shelf, mainly shitty cheap-yet-strong vodka)
2-3 cans of 'kick' (or whatever cheap energy drink happens to be available)
A pint of wine (actually it was lambrini, until an even cheaper alternative called lambrusco or something was found... guess the recession's Kelsey's pretty hard)
Topped up to the 4pint mark with fruit juice (mainly nasty orange juice straight from the costcutters round the corner)

Basically the ideal drink if you're stuck in Kelsey's during the early hours, wondering where the night/your life went wrong, when suddenly the idea hits you: 'I wonder if I can get absolutely fucked off my face for around a tenner?'

That said, it does actually taste pretty good.
Bon appetit!
A: Fancy getting trashed with me tonight?
B: Yeah, go on then
A: Shall we split a jug of eliminator?
B: *sigh* go on then...

**about 3pm the next day**

B: Yeah mate, I just chundered, everywhere!
A: Eliminator was a bad choice!

funk eliminator 

Like many other drugs used to relieve pain and sedate users for a comedown, Percocet is an opiate, in the same family as opium, morphine, and heroin. This means it can kill you with an overdose and is physiologically addictive, unlike pure MDMA. (Most Ecstasy is a mix of MDMA and amphetamine. Amphetamine can addict and kill, but usually not in Ecstasy doses.) Valium and marijuana have similar uses to Percocet and less addictive potential.
Yeah, Captain Comatose over there had some X and it was no big deal, but that "funk eliminator" fucked him right up...
funk eliminator by ShulginFan January 25, 2005

Ensign Eliminator 

Nickname given to the Chance-Vought F4U Corsair, an American Carrier-Based Fighter of World War Two. Earned its nickname due to the fact that the cockpit which was placed further back than most carrier-based aircraft made carrier landings extremeley difficult. This resulted in many inexperienced pilots crashing thier planes on landing.
Ensign Eliminator by JonathanChance September 30, 2003

funk eliminator 

The wonderful narcotic known as PERCOCET. This medicine was invented to eliminate the funk which follows binge-use of ecstasy.
I'm not eating them things (x) unless I have some of them other things (percs).
funk eliminator by PerCoceT January 20, 2005

Moral Eliminator 

I gave that bitch 7 shots of Moral Eliminator and fucked her till the cows came home.
Moral Eliminator by Noah S. March 2, 2004
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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