Slovak

The greatest, sexiest, nicest people on the entire planet. Despite people's constant confusing us with being a certain Greek food, we are proud of who we are, but not to the point of going around stirring shit with our fellow neighbours. Anybody with the slightest knowledge of Central (NOT EASTERN!) Europe will understand that the correct denonym for someone from the Slovak Republic (not Slovakia) is a Slovak, not 'Slovakian.'
Also, we are not Slovenes. They have their own country. And we aren't Czechs. They too have their own country.

The Slovak language is widely regarded as the most 'beautiful' of all Slavic languages, this is a result of its central position amongst them. This also means it's the Slavic language most Slavs can understand (ie the most mutually intelligable of all Slavic languages between Slavic languages)

Slovaks have a rich and diverse culture even though we suck at Eurovision :)
The amitable Slovak people are world renowned for their hospitality and general awesomeness.

Slovensko žije!

1: Omg, you're so awesome, are you by any chance Slovak?
2: Ano, Ako sa mate?

by Ľudovít Štúr April 24, 2009

Slovak

to SLOwly fall into the VACuum of space.

Nobody even realizes our country exists anymore..

by bender February 22, 2003

slovak

A nickname mostly for male's of Slovak background.

Hi my name is Martin,but everyone calls me slovak.

by Little SlovAK November 17, 2017

slovak thunder

A drink that is half tap water and half the cheapest vodka you can find.

I ordered 4 slovak thunders for my friends because I only had $4 in my wallet.

by STKazaam October 28, 2013

Slovak Dutch Oven

The act of passing gas into a large Casserole Dish And serving it to your unappreciative POS boyfriend for main course

My Shit stain boyfriend wouldn't come near me for two months after I served him a Slovak Dutch Oven

by Aje45 November 28, 2021

Slovak Republic

Slovak Republic , also known as SLOVAKIA. SVK, SK
Country in the Middle Europe, boardering Austria, Czech Republic, Poland, Ukraine and Hungary.
Since 2004 member of EU - European Union
Capital city - Bratislava

Former Czechoslovakia has split into Slovakia {Slovak Republic} and Czech Republic.
Don't believe in Eurotrip movie, it's dumb, it's not true...

by Samo B. January 7, 2006

Slovak direct

A euphemism for when you finally climb an extremely challenging sexual conquest.

"How'd it go last night?"
"After 8 years of advances and countless hours of strenuous training, I finally scaled Janet, despite serious avalanche risk."
"Wow, sounds like it was really a Slovak direct.

by climber69er August 23, 2018