1. The first haircut a new recruit receives upon joining the military.
2. The electric buzz clippers used to deliver said haircut.
2. The electric buzz clippers used to deliver said haircut.
1. Say goodbye to your long hair, son. You're in the Army now - time for your Emo Eliminator.
2. The Army barber whipped out the Emo Eliminator and went to work on the fresh recruits.
2. The Army barber whipped out the Emo Eliminator and went to work on the fresh recruits.
by D.L. Crosse April 13, 2007