OLDFASHION
Excessive masturbation using the shampoo brand called head and shoulders which causes the skin to peel off.
OLDFASHION by engingneir May 3, 2021
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old~fashioned phone
Back in the 60's, phones were only available in black & desktop style; no buttons but had to be manually dialed.
When I was a kid, we had an old~fashioned phone & we were quite content with it. Some dial phones are still in use today.
old~fashioned phone by Starchylde May 26, 2016
old-fashion lover
It means when your attracted to someone, not sexually, and you want to get to know them before you make love to them and basically hand over a big part of you. When you think of sex as something sacred and not just as a one night stand. This goes for both men and women. When men don't have shame to express feelings to a woman and when women truly like a guy and doesn't take them for granted.
Guy #1: yooo mannn how was that party last night did you bang her brains out ?!
Guy #2: No, man you know i don't do that. I really like Jennifer and I'm taking her on a date and tell her how much i like her.
Guy #1: wow your such an old-fashion lover
Guy #2: No, man you know i don't do that. I really like Jennifer and I'm taking her on a date and tell her how much i like her.
Guy #1: wow your such an old-fashion lover
old-fashion lover by bioquim1234 February 9, 2012
New Old Fashion
New Old Fashion by revbjeff December 28, 2010
good old fashion beating
to put a fist pounding and a boot kicking beating on a guy them smash him over the head with a trash can. No guns or knives involved just an old time well deserved beatin' extravaganza
That fuck got a an old time, garbage can involved, well deserved beatin last night. It was some kinda good old fashion beating it was...that fuck
good old fashion beating by Jim Pigeon August 3, 2007
Old Fashion
Crystal gave the random Britsh guy an old fashion in the hotel bathroom while her friends were in the other room.
Old Fashion by RandomEpic February 18, 2011
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