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A slang term for an older women, after menopause and before old bag Usually aged in their late 50s to mid 70s. The term is in comparison to elderly female chickens. They are too old to be a milf and too young to be a hag Most old hens migrate together in a stampede of depleting oestrogen. They can be seen gossiping in that back of church, squawking at their husband, or homesteading the local dairy queen

Think the Golden Girls.
Oh good God, don't you old hens have better things to do than gossip about the preacher?

Watch out son, theres a herd of old hens coming through. Nothing gets between them and a Dairy Queen chicken tenders basket.

Don't listen to them old hens, they sure have a lot of opinions on other people's relationships, while their own husband can't stand to sit in the same room as them.
Old Hen by Squidward_Tennisballs August 29, 2018
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Other than the known insult, the term OLD HEN is used in latin american cultures to express the quality of a good looking older woman, which even brings up a popular saying:

"Old hen makes a better chicken soup"
-Man, this MILF has been hitting on me all night long, what am i supposed to do? by her age, she could even be my mom!

-Chill out dude, she looks better than that alien you used to call your girlfriend, anyway, "OLD HEN MAKES A BETTER CHICKEN SOUP"
OLD HEN by xaviersz May 13, 2009
a fake swear word used by by dutch people from the Christian reformed church. noted in and around mid Michigan, Grand Rapids, Houghton lake, Lake city, Falmouth, roscommon missaukee county's area.
1.the cows have gotten out again old hen
2. old hen i have lost my wallet
3. old hen i am late for Church again
old hen by j r lang January 13, 2008
a fake swear word used by by dutch people from the Christian reformed church. noted in and around mid Michigan, Grand Rapids, Houghton lake, Lake city, Falmouth, roscommon missaukee county's area.
1.the cows have gotten out again old hen
2. old hen i have lost my wallet
3. old hen i am late for Church again
old hen by j r lang January 13, 2008

Old Speckled Hen

The act of ejaculating into a fan, in order to decorate another person with semen.
"If she doesn't stop nattering," said Ned, "I'm going to give her the Old Speckled Hen!"
Old Speckled Hen by Bleccchman March 12, 2009

old sheckled hen 

(noun)-
a person often female with fake tits who is too loud in public and irrationally mean spirited to strangers.

will frequently say things like; YASSS BITCH, OMG, HEY FUCKERS, ect.
that chick sure is an old sheckled hen

Old Henry 

Make your slightly overweight friend run around the block, get all sweaty and then you titty fuck them.
Old Henry by p.fo November 14, 2009
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