OHILM 

Oh How I Love Mondays.

Sarcasm.

My sister just tripped on our cat with a bucket of water in her hands and managed to not only splash the cold water on my sleeping self but also killed the cat. OHILM.

OHILM by kufisk April 20, 2009

OHIM 

Acronym for "Oh Hell It's Monday". Used to express the agony one feels in knowing that the work week has just begun and that they have 5 days of torture before their TGIF.

Kinda like TGIF but opposite for Monday "OHIM"

OHIM by Vuong P March 17, 2008

Ohimai 

The name given to a man who wields spiritual authority in his mouth.

A king reborn to the world

Hello my name is Ohimai

Ohimai by Thus says the lord February 1, 2020

oilmighty

The almighty black gold, that powers our modern world & economy. Mankind will eventually have to grow up & gradually transition to greener energy & stop suckling mama earth's titties.

Jimmy: Let's all pray to oilmighty, who puts food on our table, roof our our heads & runs the world.
(then proceeds to have dinner...)

oilmighty by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 23, 2021

Oilmageddon

An uncontrolled cataclysmic oil spill event.

The BP Gulf oil spill is the coming of oilmageddon.

Oilmageddon by drg1 June 29, 2010

ohiamsoindie 

someone who says thinks but never says "oh i am so indie". They can be found by asking them about various bands such as the smiths, joy division, the cure, and despite owning t-shirts by them and constantly quoting songs such as "there's a light that never goes out" and "love will tear us apart' have only every heard the one song due to it being on a popular "INDIE" film (cough cough 500 days of summer) or because they asked their mum about 80's indie bands and she replied oh that love will tear us apart song. They don't actually like the music but because it has become cool to look like you don't care/ have just got up, and have been to lots of gigs and lead an incredibly interesting life, including an enriched up bringing of good music. They listen to it, it is because of these people indie or what i prefer to call ALTERNATIVE no longer exists. shame....

person-"oh i like your t-shirt, i never knew you liked the smiths whats your favorite song?"
ohiamsoindie person-"well yeah obviously i love them there like the best band ever,, ermmm i dunno thats a hard question, id say theres i light that never goes out?"
person-"bye."

ohiamsoindie by foulmouthedyouths April 16, 2011

dr ohil 

Loving person who loves dr Phil and is a true true fan and has her on show named dr ohil who also has a true fan named Peter terizs

Dr ohil is amazing

dr ohil by dr ohil April 13, 2017