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Acronym for "Oh Hell It's Monday". Used to express the agony one feels in knowing that the work week has just begun and that they have 5 days of torture before their TGIF.
Kinda like TGIF but opposite for Monday "OHIM"
OHIM by Vuong P March 17, 2008
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OHILM • ohiamsoindie • Ohil • OHILH • ohili • ohilky • Ohilnam • OHIM • Ohimai • ohiomesticated
The name given to a man who wields spiritual authority in his mouth.

A king reborn to the world
Hello my name is Ohimai
Ohimai by Thus says the lord February 1, 2020
The almighty black gold, that powers our modern world & economy. Mankind will eventually have to grow up & gradually transition to greener energy & stop suckling mama earth's titties.
Jimmy: Let's all pray to oilmighty, who puts food on our table, roof our our heads & runs the world.
(then proceeds to have dinner...)
oilmighty by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 23, 2021

Oilmageddon

An uncontrolled cataclysmic oil spill event.
The BP Gulf oil spill is the coming of oilmageddon.
Oilmageddon by drg1 June 29, 2010

ohiamsoindie 

someone who says thinks but never says "oh i am so indie". They can be found by asking them about various bands such as the smiths, joy division, the cure, and despite owning t-shirts by them and constantly quoting songs such as "there's a light that never goes out" and "love will tear us apart' have only every heard the one song due to it being on a popular "INDIE" film (cough cough 500 days of summer) or because they asked their mum about 80's indie bands and she replied oh that love will tear us apart song. They don't actually like the music but because it has become cool to look like you don't care/ have just got up, and have been to lots of gigs and lead an incredibly interesting life, including an enriched up bringing of good music. They listen to it, it is because of these people indie or what i prefer to call ALTERNATIVE no longer exists. shame....
person-"oh i like your t-shirt, i never knew you liked the smiths whats your favorite song?"
ohiamsoindie person-"well yeah obviously i love them there like the best band ever,, ermmm i dunno thats a hard question, id say theres i light that never goes out?"
person-"bye."
Loving person who loves dr Phil and is a true true fan and has her on show named dr ohil who also has a true fan named Peter terizs
dr ohil by dr ohil April 13, 2017
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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