OH CRABS

An exclamation uttered when one comes to the realization that one has acquired the clap from a dirty ho (or possibly a toilet seat... eh eh? Right... wink, wink...)

OH CRABS!... I got crabs... ... ... from your toilet seat. And by 'toilet seat,' I mean 'mom.'

by ElJavi December 5, 2006

OH CRABS

A saying similar to oh shit but one would use it in a far more serious situation.

OH CRABS, I'm of wotsits

by JaY January 23, 2003