Oh My Fudge Goggles Forgot My Lunch.

Use this term when you've forgotten your lunch, instead of shouting out abuse when teachers/co-workers are around.

Gary: What have you got for lunch?
Bob: *looks in his bag* omfgfml!
Gary: Here have a cupcake :D

omfgfml by jimbobthefish March 19, 2011

OMGFU

Acronym: keyboard-centric acronym, oh my god fuck you.

Person A: no worries, it's all good :)!

Person B: OMGFU.

OMGFU by egg sac November 21, 2015

OMGFMJ

OH MY GOD
FUCK MY JOB

CUSTOMER:

I'LL HAVE A SKINNY, SOYA, EXTRA HOT, NO FOAM, NO CHOCOLATE, ONE SHOT, HALF FILLED, ONE AND A HALF SUGAR CAPPULATTACHINO IN A TAKE AWAY CUP WITH NO LID.

WAITER:
OMGFMJ

OMGFMJ by char-irl July 31, 2010

OMFGFROTFTFOTFFLMGDFAOOFLWFTIMEPIMFPAFSMSWTFTIAFNIFTFG

oh my fuckin god (i'm) fuckin rolling on the fuckin table falling on the fuckin floor laughing my god damn ass off out fuckin loud with fuckin tears in my eyes (and) peeing in my fuckin pants (and) almost fuckin shit myself what the fuck this is almost fuckin nirvana i found god!

a state of mind and consciousness from extreme laughing overdose close to what is known to Hindus as NIRVANA!

A : what is the closest state of mind to nirvana, master?
B : its OMFGFROTFTFOTFFLMGDFAOOFLWFTIMEPIMFPAFSMSWTFTIAFNIFTFG
A : thank you master
B : your welcome

OMFGFROTFTFOTFFLMGDFAOOFLWFTIMEPIMFPAFSMSWTFTIAFNIFTFG by Fuk1t0l1000mg November 1, 2010

omfgffsstfu

acronym for: oh my fucking god, for fucks sake, shut the fuck up.

Usually used by persons who want to show off how 'l33t' they are.

MSN:
dude says:
omfgffsstfu
dudette says:
yeah, right

omfgffsstfu by Youdontwannaknowwhoiam July 14, 2007

OMGF

it means OH MY GOD FUCK!!!! originating on Bimmerforums (www.bimmerforums.com) by a member by the name of e30bokes. If you try to claim this word for yourself, I hope that you are visited in the night by the Byzanz Baby and raped continuously until you are banned from life, especially if you provide no pics of the Byzanz Baby.

12:03 posted: thursday rocks your face off!!
Hugo posted: anal sex rocks your face off more!!
JAlfredPrufrock posted: ASIAN PICS OR BAN!!
e30bokes posted: OMGF!!!!!

OMGF by e30bokes December 28, 2004

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026