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A misspelling of penis. Usually caused by fat fingers on small touchscreens.
Person 1: I HAVE A BIG OENKS

Person 2: wtf

Person 1: *PENIS
oenks by WeedTree November 4, 2021
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oinkshart 

Having anal with a pig, a really horny pig, and this pigs decides to shart all over your dick
I had oinkshart with a really specI'll someone last night.
oinkshart by SlutFuck.com December 20, 2016
oenis:
A viral infection which causes the penis to turn into an O. The viral infection is contracted and spread through sexual contact with an infected individual. Symptoms may include swelling of the genitals, course reddish bumps, discoloration of the genitals, and a burning sensation while urinating.
A week after a "study session" with AOD, Jimmy consulted his doctor and found out there was no cure for his oenis.
oenis by Undariaus November 14, 2007
Don't know what it means other than it's a typo of penis.
"Oenis."
"Thanks."
"No problem, enjoy your oenis."
"wut"
Oenis by orcabeau February 24, 2022
Fucker who cant spell “penis” right
HEY MAN YOU HAVE A BIG OENIS

WHAT THE FUCK
Oenis by 1ofthemqueers October 2, 2022

The Oinks 

Def. Another term for the Swine Flu.
1) I'm coming down with a wicked bad case of the oinks!

2) I'm praying I don't get the oinks, they were out of vaccines.

3) Don't come over. Seriously, we have The Oinks!
The Oinks by The Oinks Suck November 10, 2009
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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