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Obsessive-Compulsive Facebook Disorder (OCFD) 

This happens when you are so addicted to Facebook that you keep going to your Facebook even though you don't have that much things to do on Facebook or ran out of apps or games to play. So in the end you will jut scroll up and down and keep on reading your friends' updates and stuffs. It is like you feel a need to go to your Facebook homepage every now and then even you know that you got nothing much to do there.
"Hey why is it like I see you using Facebook forever when you are just reading other people's updates and doing nothing else?"

"I don't know, I just feel like there's a need to use it."

"Then I think you have a very serious case of Obsessive-Compulsive Facebook Disorder (OCFD)."

Obsessive-Compulsive Foosball Disorder (OCFD)

Obsessive-compulsive foosball disorder (OCFD) is a mental illness that causes repeated unwanted thoughts or obsessions of playing foosball, or the urge to play foosball over and over again (compulsions). Some people can have both obsessions and compulsions for foosball.

Symptoms include:

- Air Foozing: uncontrollable fits that mimic the action of moving / striking a foosball bar (either singular or many times), some individuals also shout while doing this.

- Sleep Foozing: similar to Air Foozing but occurs when a person is in deep sleep.

- A constant urge to play foosball even when there are much more important tasks needing to be done (i.e. work, eat).

- Continuously watching foosball videos on youtube
Arno walked into the room and started air-foozing, I think he may have Obsessive-Compulsive Foosball Disorder (OCFD)...

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012