Natural obligations

An incredibly posh way to say you are taking a shit.

Do you perform the natural obligations?

by mysteriousstranger619 July 23, 2021

Arrested Development

When one watches Netflix in bed until their boyfriend starts looking more appealing than the watching material. Then laptop is placed on floor. See: “watching nativity.”

I really liked the show, but Arrested Development kept me from watching the whole episode

by mysteriousstranger619 December 11, 2021

Watching Nativity

Euphemism getting in bed and making out with each other

Person 1: Why were you two in that room for so long?
Person 2: Oh we were just watching Nativity

by mysteriousstranger619 December 11, 2021