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Arrested Development 

When one watches Netflix in bed until their boyfriend starts looking more appealing than the watching material. Then laptop is placed on floor. See: “watching nativity.”
I really liked the show, but Arrested Development kept me from watching the whole episode

Watching Nativity 

Euphemism getting in bed and making out with each other
Person 1: Why were you two in that room for so long?
Person 2: Oh we were just watching Nativity

Natural obligations

An incredibly posh way to say you are taking a shit.
Do you perform the natural obligations?