Nutbane

The pain one feels in the testes after overexposure to masturbation.

Dude, I was jackin' the pork sword for like two hours last night, got me front row tickets to the nutbane show." "Got some serious nutbane. Should probably stop including the workbench vise in my routine.

by anonymous nova May 16, 2011

nubanese

speaking nub, usually includes cupping the ear as if you cannot hear or understand what they are saying.

"Halo 2 is the nuts"
"Sorry, I cant hear you I don't speak nubanese"

by Pants69 February 19, 2007

nutbandit

Anyone who enjoys licking nuts.

Jenna Jameson is a super nutbandit.

by dirkdiggler186 January 11, 2008

Nutbanger

A near impossible basketball shot patented by Kobe "I'd rather shoot over 3 defenders than pass to an open teammate" Bryant. There are many variations on the Nutbanger shot but the general idea is that kobe will dribble the ball far too long and allow 2 or 3 defenders to rush him and start smashing him in the nuts. Faced with this situation instead of passing to an open teammate kobe often attempts a 30 foot turn around fadeaway backflip over the scorers table shot that usually misses.

1. Did you see that Nutbanger by kobe last night ? It missed and the Lakers lost but it nearly hit the rim and was very fun to watch.

2. Odom was open and calling for the ball but kobe jacked up a Nutbanger instead and missed and the Lakers lost the game.

by Laker John September 22, 2006

Nutbanger

A near impossible basketball shot patented by Kobe "I'd rather shoot over 3 defenders than pass to an open teammate" Bryant. There are many variations on the Nutbanger shot but the general idea is that Kobe will dribble the ball far too long and allow 2 or 3 defenders to rush him and start smashing him in the nuts. Faced with this situation instead of passing to an open teammate Kobe often attempts a 30 foot turn around fadeaway backflip over the scorers table shot that usually misses.

1. Did you see that Nutbanger by kobe last night ? It missed and the Lakers lost but it nearly hit the rim and was very fun to watch.

2. Lamar Odom was open and calling for the ball but kobe jacked up a Nutbanger instead and missed and the Lakers lost the game.

by Laker John September 20, 2008

nutbake

Noun. When your testicle(s) get burned by the sun or some other heat source.

"Ooooo that boy spends too much time in the tanning bed, he probably has nutbake."
Or:
" Yo Bra, wanna hang by the pool?"
"Naw man, yesterday's sun has got me nutbaked."

by jam crackers November 28, 2015