nutbake

Noun. When your testicle(s) get burned by the sun or some other heat source.

"Ooooo that boy spends too much time in the tanning bed, he probably has nutbake."
Or:
" Yo Bra, wanna hang by the pool?"
"Naw man, yesterday's sun has got me nutbaked."

by jam crackers November 28, 2015

Nutsake

(verb) to hurl, throw, or slam an object into a wall, the ground or another solid body. Usually an outburst of rage.

Gavin nutsaked his little sister against a wall when she stole the TV remote.

by The ganjaman August 6, 2011

nutcake

someone that is crazy, insane, stupid, irrational, etc - combination of words nut & fruitcake

age is turning my father into a nutcake

by rscott June 16, 2007

nutraked

To get totally loaded.

"I got nutraked across the coals last weekend."

by rosiep April 26, 2006

Nutbane

The pain one feels in the testes after overexposure to masturbation.

Dude, I was jackin' the pork sword for like two hours last night, got me front row tickets to the nutbane show." "Got some serious nutbane. Should probably stop including the workbench vise in my routine.

by anonymous nova May 16, 2011

nubaker

noun : one who pwns nubcakes, nubs, noobs, nublets, or any other kind of noob

best used in context with nubcakes: the nubaker cooks the nubcakes

This server is filled with nubcakes, looks like the nubaker is gonna have to get his oven ready.

by danr December 9, 2008

NutCake

When a gay man gets nutted on his cake by another man after finishing anal sex.

Male version of Creampie.

"yo yk Tyler"

"yeah why"

"Dude I actually wanna give him a NutCake so bad."

by purplebeans17 February 19, 2024