nutbake

Noun. When your testicle(s) get burned by the sun or some other heat source.

"Ooooo that boy spends too much time in the tanning bed, he probably has nutbake."
Or:
" Yo Bra, wanna hang by the pool?"
"Naw man, yesterday's sun has got me nutbaked."

by jam crackers October 9, 2015