NutSitter 

When you go to sit on a chair but sit on your right testicle.

When I sat down on my bedroom chair to go live, I became a nutsitter.

NutSitter by JacobFearsMeInLove October 31, 2023

Nutputter 

1: Any person who, in the course of giving a handjob, painfully and with great force slams into your balls on the downstroke.

2: Any person who likes and asks for the aforementioned act to be performed on them.

Dude, this total betty slid her hand down my pants at the lake last night, but when she started torquin' it, she kept slamming into my balls! Hella bad nutputter!

I went with Tom to that new bar down the street; little did I know it was an S&M joint, and he was an undercover nutputter!

Nutputter by TheLastPanker July 9, 2010

nutster 

Someone who looks like a nut/behaves like a nut. See absolute nut.

Person A: Fucking hell that serbian cunt just ragequit.
Person B: No shit Sherlock
Person A: Fuck about! We're still losing!
Person B: What the FUCK is your problem!? FUckin NUT, fucking NUTSTER!!!
Person A: Jones BIGASS truck rental and storage

nutster by Nutster March 19, 2009

nutbutter 

n. cum

I churned up some nutbutter on the sheets.

nutbutter by Anonymous November 6, 2003

nitwitter 

A person who discusses their twitting frequently and enthusiastically, causing irritation.

Person A: Did you read my tweets this morning? They were so funny!

Person B: Get lost, nitwitter.

nitwitter by beverlyfreakinwhite May 2, 2009

nutbutter 

Swamp ass of the balls.

Damn this muthafuckin' heat, I have a serious case of nutbutter.

nutbutter by mun0z November 24, 2002

nutster 

adj: describes something that is both funny, yet embarrassing and possibly also kinda stupid. Mainly occurs when trying to be cool, but things go awry. cringe worthy.

noun: nut

Friend: "Did you ever notice that michelle develops a fake country accent when she drinks, esp in front of guys?"
girl: "yeah, it was so stupid sounding. i felt bad for her, but it was also funny. seriously nutster"
friend: "yeah, total nut".

OR
friend: "i tried some new make up today at work but i realized later that it looked really stupid. i tried to do cat-eyes with eyeliner and i swear it looked good when i left the house. I even talked to a cute guy and i later gave a presentation to like 20 people. i feel like the biggest nut. "

sister: "ha! you freaking nut! but thats sad dude, sorry"

nutster by Unluhouse April 16, 2013