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Nut squash 

This involves a male or female to reach into a males pants, and graving his nuts/balls/family jewels pulled out of a male’s pants. To where the person who intends to do this action upon this male can see male body part/nuts/balls/family jewels. Then starts to add pressure to the nuts/balls/family jewels In a squeezing motion, for 1 minute during this period of time the male would be on the ground in pain bagging you to stop.
I was camping with my friends and classmates as my friends went into my room and taped me to the ground and taped my moth up then started to giggle as I woke up me: “what are you guys doing” but only they could hear as one of my friends started to do a Nut squash
Nut squash by Biggest brain December 11, 2022

Nut squash 

When a male’s nuts are being squashed or squeezed by something
My friend accidentally nut squashed me when sh lad a boiling hot cup of tea on my nut sack
Nut squash by Biggest brain December 13, 2022

Butt nut squash 

When you ejaculate in a girls anus, have her fart it out, dilute with urine and have her drink it.

Shit Nut Squash 

“You fucking kids nowadays have it so fucking easy back in my day we used to have Shit Nut Squash for thanksgiving”
Shit Nut Squash by YungDirtyJeezuz January 5, 2023

nutsquash 

nut-SKWOSH (noun, verb)
1. Any accident involving a man's testicles.
2. The act or aftermath of accidentally sitting on one's own testicle, usually upon entering and sitting in a vehicle.
"Did you hear about Jimmy getting nutsquashed by a turnstile?"
"Hold on. I jumped in and got a nutsquash. Ooooh..."
nutsquash by Gottabethegravy November 3, 2018
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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