nut-SKWOSH (noun, verb)
1. Any accident involving a man's testicles.
2. The act or aftermath of accidentally sitting on one's own testicle, usually upon entering and sitting in a vehicle.
"Did you hear about Jimmy getting nutsquashed by a turnstile?"
"Hold on. I jumped in and got a nutsquash. Ooooh..."
by Gottabethegravy November 3, 2018
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